Here’s why I hate horror movies:
1. When Things Pop Out In An Attempt To Scare, I Always Get Scared
I know that it’s like, part of the fun, or whatever, when the music suddenly swells and creepy things pop up, or someone is grabbed, or a face appears in a mirror, but that sh*t gives me a heart attack every time. I lose my breath and my heart flips out and then I get really violently angry (>.<) Like I want to punch the TV for doing that to me. I get scared and then I get pissed and then my whole day is ruined.
2. Weird Noises Always Happen Afterwards
After watching (or accidentally watching) a horror movie, weird noises will keep me awake all night. My closet door won’t shut all the way, something scurries across the floor or I keep seeing shadows. My bedroom isn’t haunted until I watch a scary movie. Then it’s haunted.
3. I Have Nightmares Like A 6-Year-Old Kid
Some people can watch horror movies and then go eat an ice cream and play scrabble with their friends. Me? I lay in bed and replay everything I saw until I drift off into really horrible nightmares. The kind of nightmares where you wake up and instantly want to crawl into your parents’ bed but can’t because you’re a grownup.
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